If an invisible wrestler doesn't convince you wrestling is "4-Real," nothing will. How upset is Vince McMahon right now? The Chinese Japanese (thanks, bbbjr) are now better than us at coming up with ridiculous wrestling plot lines.
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I lived next door to the invisible wrestler for about 3 years. He kept stealing my wifes "Hong Kong Thongs" magazines and...well...one day I challenged him (?) to a match. Texas Cage Match! No time limit (unless Gilligan's Island came on) The match was entering the second day...when TIW (I believe to this day) claimed his Mother was calling him. Anyway...I saw him about 5 years later. He claimed I beat him so bad that he had to have plastic surgery. I laughed! "Serves you right!"...I said. But...then...he said...that after the plastic surgery...he came out looking like Tom Cruise...AND...he says that he gets twice as many dates now. (scumbag) If...anyone out there can prove him wrong...I'm paying a $7.62 reward. ($9.43 if photo's can be produced. Clear UN-TOUCHED photos!) Oh BTW...he wears that mask because he has a third nipple on his forehead...gross.
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Well that was fast. His Mother has tried to collect the reward. She has handed over 27...8 x 10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one...explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against him. I feel that we can put this situation to rest soon. There is only one problem though...does anyone know where I can get "invisible film developer?" And yes...I've already tried the invisible camera store on the corner of third and wellington. (At least...I believe that's what I went in. Funny...I kept smelling mari-jane though...huh?) The reward is still up for grabs. Thanks for your help.
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Lee_Russakoff obviously does not know the difference between Chinese and Japanese. This episode is from DDT Wrestling JAPAN from about 4 or 5 years ago. There was alot of talk about it in wrestling circles as to how absurd it was.
The Japanese have it hands down in terms of some of the strangest combinations of matches ever seen. The Americans can't even come close to the imaginations of the Japanese in Pro Wrestling.
Anyway have a look sometime for Big Japan Wrestling for bizarre stuff.
