bodyTara writes about television and film for publications like Lost Magazine, Grey's Anatomy Magazine, SCI FI Magazine and is the author of all the '24: Official Companion Guides'.
bodyUnless you get trampled by a horde of vampire-crazy girls, this is a good weekend for watching a flick. There are lots of choices, whether you’re curling up on your sofa watching a movie On Demand or braving a trip to the theater. Ticket or Click it is here to help you sort out the options.
What’s On Demand?
Bruno I keep seeing these images in my dreams. And not in a good way. Sacha Baron Cohen revisits his over-the-top mockumentary style with the story of Bruno, a gay Austrian model, and his travels through America. Our Take: Hilarious and disgusting. Which, in Sacha Baron Cohen’s world, is high praise.
My Sister’s Keeper You know, it’s really hard to say something snarky about childhood cancer. Cameron Diaz stars in this tear-jerker about a sick girl with cancer and her sister who was conceived to save her sister’s life. Our Take: Raises some interesting ethical questions in this age of medical magic, but dissolves into melodrama and tears. Not that that’s a bad thing. Just be sure to bring Kleenex.
Thirst Finally a vampire movie for grown-ups. Hey, where are you going? Off to see ‘New Moon’? Any grown-ups here? Anyone? A priest falls victim to a bad blood transfusion and ends up one of the undead. He finds himself beset by desires he cannot control. All of them. Our Take: If you like your vampire stories less about dreamboats and more about dark desires and black comedy, skip “New Moon” and check out “Thirst.”
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen They Transformed all the way to the bank. Good, kind, and brave Autobots, like technological angels, fight to save humanity and themselves from the evil Decepticons. This second “Transformers” movie from Michael Bay stars Megan Fox, Megan Fox’s body, and some robots. Also, Shia LaBeouf. Our Take: Part action-packed explosion-fest and part morality tale, this film was reviled and panned by short-sighted critics. Emphatically. Personally, I liked it. At $402 million, it’s the highest grossing movie of 2009. Take that, silly critics.
Year One Is Michael Cera capable of playing more than one character? I mean, I like the goofy-sweet awkward kid, but I’d like another flavor. Jack Black and Michael Cera fart and bumble their way through Biblical history and the ancient world. Which sounds like it could be funny. But it’s not. Our Take: This movie was also panned and reviled by critics, which shows that perhaps they do have some relevance in today’s world. Did I mention it’s not funny?
What’s in Theaters?
The Blind Side Think Peyton Manning would let me adopt him? I’ll give him his own room and go easy on the chores. A sassy, brassy, white Southern woman sees a large, black high school youth shivering in the cold and takes him home, which leads to a few nights of shelter, which leads to him joining the family. The young man grows up to be Baltimore Ravens offensive lineman Michael Oher, and this is a true story of loss, humor, and love. Our Take: This movie was a complete surprise: less sappiness and more laughs than you’d expect. It’s a joy to watch. Sandra Bullock makes the mother character pop, which only makes the throat-lump moments all that much more throat-lumpier.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon Kristen Stewart has that soulful, fluttery eye thing down, I’ll give her that. Bella loves Edward the beautiful vampire. Edward loves Bella. Jacob the beautiful werewolf also loves Bella. Edward leaves. Will Bella find love with Jacob? Both vampire and werewolf take their shirts off a lot and everyone emotes. Our Take: This film does what it sets out to do, which is make “Twilight” fans swoon. For those of us who don’t have the “Twilight” gene, it’s long, angst-ridden and melodramatic. But what we say doesn’t matter as you’re shoving us out of your way to buy your ticket for your third showing.
Planet 51 This planet really needs a Fonzie. An American astronaut lands on a planet occupied by a culture of green aliens stuck in the 1950s in this animated kids’ flick. Our Take: The problem with this movie is that it doesn’t like its characters. The ’50s are apparently ruled by fear and narrow vision. The American is stupid and boorish. There’s not much to root for. Plus, I’m not sure kids’ flicks and suppository jokes go together.
Ticket or Click it?
Ticket! "The Blind Side" is a must-see. C’mon. You could use a little inspiration and a few laughs.
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“New Moon’s” most dictatorial vampires sat down to chat about their roles in the “Twilight” saga and dished on everything from potential wrestling matches to weirdest fan tributes.
bodyJust a couple of farm boys, Daniel Cudmore and Charlie Bewley are the newest members of the “Twilight Saga.”
They play Felix and Demetri, respectively, who are part of an ancient vampire clan known as the Volturi, enforcers of the vampire community laws and rockers of the classic vampire aesthetic.
But, Daniel and Charlie were never ones for vampire geek-dom.
“They just didn’t do it for me,” Charlie explained when I sat down with the two actors during their Hot Topic press tour. “The whole interpretation of what vampires were, these creepy guys … It just didn’t really appeal to me, but what’s great about the series -- the vampire is being brought very much into a contemporary context -- very appealing whilst harboring this danger. That’s why there’s been this huge following from teenage girls. They’re very accessible yet at the same time dangerous.”
The actors never even went through a Goth period. Although, it can be argued that they are about to enter it, being on tour with Hot Topic and all. Oh, and playing sardonic centuries-old vampires, sporting pale skin and black velvet cloaks.
“Obviously vampires are kind of a cool character, but like Charlie said, I didn’t watch every single vampire thing,” the more-than-a-little-bit intimidating Daniel said. At 6-foot-7 (or so) he plays the Volturi “muscle,” who has a bit of fun smashing up ancient Italian marble with our tortured hero Edward’s head.
“You know I didn’t go through my Goth period at all … I think some of the movies that have been done about vampires have been really good movies and that’s what I enjoyed about it.”
They also can’t really relate to the female perspective in the “Twilight” series, but they do understand Jacob. Perhaps a little too well …
“If there’s one other guy in this film I would like to play, it’s Jacob,” Charlie said. “Personally, I was someone who was brought up on a farm. I am raw and a very primal person … aggressive sometimes. And I have red rage that I’ve learned to put a cap on ... There have been times when I probably look more like a werewolf than a person.”
Yikes.
Charlie’s less frenetic co-star chalks his love of Jacob up to being a country boy at heart.
“I grew up in the Pacific Northwest outside of Vancouver in a house where my backyard went for hundreds of miles in the woods," Daniel said. "So I was outside on 50-year-old logging roads riding dirt bikes up and down all day long. Climbing trees as a kid and sitting on top of 60-ft-tall trees and freaking my mom out.”
While Daniel has been in a few films, including the action-packed “X-Men” series as Colossus, this is Charlie’s first major role. Both actors seem to be taking the fame and fans in stride. In fact, they scoff when I ask them if the constant scrutiny freaks them out.
“I am the person I am. I got here because of the person I am …,” Charlie said. “If you keep being truthful to yourself, then the truth is always there. It’s very easy and accessible and that allows you to be freer.”
Daniel concurred.
“You don’t ever want to change who you are just to impress people you don’t know,” he chimed in. “I’m just going to keep being who I am and if someone accepts that and they enjoy it I’m, like, cool. It’ s the easiest way to go because the other way you get confused and you don’t know who you are all of a sudden, you’re going to have some wild freak out all of a sudden and run down Hollywood Boulevard with no pants on.”
An interesting mental image and no doubt some fans would love to see it in action. Speaking of fans, have they been enjoying the attention, even a little bit?
“I’ve gotten whole photo albums put together with photos that people have just caught of me ... a photo album that maybe your girlfriend would give you of you and her, but it’s, like, you and fans,” Daniel said letting out an uncomfortable laugh. “But, no, it’s great, they put the time into it and I appreciate it.”
In keeping with their favorite member of the “Twilight” saga, Charlie’s fans have been a bit more aggressive.
“I got a guide of how to survive 'Twilight' hysteria made for me by some Aussie girls, who really are the beacons of my fandom," Charlie said. "They’re called Team Bewley International. They are overseeing my fandom and telling people off. They go in and they’re, like, 'look he wears that t-shirt all the time because he likes it!'"
What’s the best way to survive the “Twilight” hysteria, according to his uber fans?
“The number one way is just to embrace it and go with it and don’t resist it,” Charlie said. “This experience – there’s no price on it. “
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I sat down with the best-looking (and oldest) family in Hollywood to talk about "New Moon" and I found out some surprising tidbits.
Kellan Lutz still feels bad about punching Jackson Rathbone, but he swears it was an accident. And one family member doesn't know how to entertain the fans.
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Our resident "Twilight" guru Sara Castillo corralled the "New Moon" Wolf Pack for an energetic chat about their crazy real stunts, the love of their Pack fans and most importantly, where their super sekrit tattoos are going to go.
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Our "Twilight" expert Sara Castillo had the chance to talk to Taylor Lautner (Jacob) about his starring role in "New Moon" and what's to come in next year's sequel, "Eclipse."
She also got Lautner to admit who he thinks from his Wolf Pack would win in an arm wrestling duel.
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Our "Twilight" expert Sara Castillo chats with Kristen Stewart (Bella) about her character in "New Moon" and answers our reader question about whether fans can expect to see Bella and Edward sing a duet.
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Our intrepid "Twilight Saga" expert, Sara Castillo ventured out to Los Angeles last week to grill the "New Moon" cast with your questions and some of her own.
First up, Sara gets Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen) to fess up about who he'd really like to play in the film series.
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Frankly my dear, we do give a damn that "Gone with the Wind," one of the most epic tales of romance and history ever brought to screen is getting a handsome celebration this week. Considered one the AFI's Best Films ever (see where it placed here), "Gone with the Wind" based on Margaret Mitchell's beloved book is getting a special engagement in theaters in Atlanta and for the rest of us, an Ultimate edition on Blu-ray just in time for the holidays.
The new WB 70th Anniversary Ultimate Collector’s Edition transfer features a limited and numbered copy in a red velvet box. Inside is a 40-page hardcover book with photos, production notes and copies of key production memos. There is a reproduction of the 1939 original program, eight 5” x 7” frameable art prints, and a CD soundtrack sampler with eight tracks from the indelible score.
Review: Having gotten a chance to test out this set, it truly does live up to its Ultimate edition hyperbole. A lot of fans have forked up a lot of money for set after set of this classic movie over the years, so it's hard to recommend dropping a lot of money on any box set these days unless it feels worthy. If you have a Blu-ray player and are a real fan of the film, then this box set is a worthy purchase. Most up-sell special editions repackage older extras as "new" features and that's left purchasers plenty gun shy about re-buying. But this new edition features some fantastic, brand-new additions like:
"1939: Hollywood's Greatest Year" - a fascinating tribute to a year considered to be one of Hollywood’s greatest. This documentary, narrated by Kenneth Branagh, had its on-air premiere in July as part of TCM’s month-long festival saluting that year’s ‘bumper-crop’ of films,
"Gone with the Wind: The Legend Lives On" - is an exploration of the legacy of this most beloved film through illuminating interviews, footage and visits to historical sites, events and museums,
"Moviola: The Scarlett O'Hara Wars" - a 1980 WBTV Special, never before seen on home video,
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"MGM: When The Lion Roars" Documentary.
If you are a cinephile with "Gone With the Wind" in your top ten films ever, this is the set to get.
bodyRoland Emmerich, the Godfather of “disaster porn,” as it’s known to many, has a new epic hitting theaters this week, "2012." Emmerich is known for directing such box-office smashes as “Independence Day” and “The Day After Tomorrow.”
I caught up with the director at Comic-Con, where he discussed his latest blockbuster and how he came up with yet another cataclysm.
Emmerich skillfully combines age-old legend, modern-day conspiracy theory and scientific hypothesis into his tale of the end of the world.
“We came up with this idea that maybe a global flood would be a great movie because we could do a retelling of Noah’s ark in a modern way,” Emmerich explained. “We were kind of playing around with who would build these arks … Then during the course of coming up with this story we found this phenomenon 2012 and we incorporated it in our movie.”
According to some legends, the Mayan calendar ends at 2012, along with all civilization. Emmerich felt that, in order to make the story more believable, it was important to balance the religious and scientific.
“When you do a flood movie, a flood has to be global and then you have to come up with a theory,” he said. “We researched a little bit and we found this one theory which is earth crust displacement – true or not true, it doesn’t really matter – for our movie it was perfect because it came with earthquakes and volcano eruptions. It’s pretty much the whole crust is shifting."
So what happens when the crust shifts? One thing’s for sure, you and I are – quite literally – up (expletive) creek without a paddle.
“It’s the story of people who know the world is coming to an end and the people who don’t know,” Emmerich said. “The people who know secretly build ships. The other story is a totally normal person who learns from a crazy radio host that the world is going to end …”
So who is this normal person who saves his kids and his ex-wife? John Cusack. I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen Lloyd Dobler as an action hero. Emmerich says that’s exactly the point.
“You don’t need a Bruce Willis. You don’t need an Arnold Schwarzenegger. It’s regular people … I always tend to cast actors who also have comedic timing because if you can laugh with these actors you’ll take them more seriously.”
Now that he’s managed to end the world through alien invasion, ice age and massive flood, what’s left for the director to blow up? Contrary to current reports, he says he won’t be making an “Independence Day 2” ("July the 5th?").
“I’m not a person for sequels,” Emmerich said. “I just want to do something original. I once in a while try to something or a remake … but then most of the time original stories win out.”
With all these various theories of Armageddon rolling around in the director’s head, how does he actually think the world will end?
“Pooof!” he joked.
“I don’t know, I’m not a prophet,” he said. “I truly believe that if we keep going and doing what we’re doing, we will not be leaving the planet how we want it for our kids.”
bodyWhat’s the best option for you this week? To spend your money and time watching a movie On Demand in the comfort of your home or head to the theater? Luckily, Ticket or Click It is here to help you decide.
What’s On Demand?
The Ugly Truth It’s not a good idea to name a bad movie with the word “ugly.” Makes critics giddy with all the sniping quips they can make. Gerard Butler stars as a jerk we’re supposed to think is a nice guy. His philosophy is men are after one thing and everyone should just embrace that. And that one thing is not spooning. But of course he’s falling in love with feminist Ally (Katherine Heigl). Our Take: Trying to capture some of the “Knocked Up” magic, this film has all the crassness and foul mouthed rants of an Apatow movie, but without the underlying sweetness. The viewer doesn’t want to see Butler and Heigl kiss; we just want them to shut up.
Land of the Lost The movie could have used more cowbell. Will Ferrell gets sucked to another dimension where his group must survive dinosaurs, mythical creatures, and the flattest jokes known to mankind. Our Take: Smutty humor makes this inappropriate for children and utter stupidity makes it unattractive to adults. We know you can do better, Will.
The Merry Gentleman Mr. Mom gets behind the camera. Actor Michael Keaton directs for the first time and stars in this dark romance about a woman fleeing an abusive relationship, a suicidal man, and an alcoholic cop. And Will Ferrell. Ha ha. Just kidding. That would be silly. Our Take: With a slow pace and a quiet tone, this film builds interesting characters who manage to find each other in a dark world. It’s a good first effort from Michael Keaton.
Enlighten up By law, this film must be watched in the downward facing dog position. In this documentary about the effects of yoga, filmmaker Kate Churchill believes that yoga will bring not only physical elasticity but spiritual fulfillment to anyone. Unfortunately for her, the subject is a skeptical journalist -- who refuses to find enlightenment. Our Take: It’s a real bummer when the story in your mind and real life don’t line up. This is why people write screenplays instead of trying to force a documentary.
Drag Me to Hell Does health care reform cover demon scratches? Pretty Christine (Allison Lohman) gets on the wrong side of an old hag, who responds by putting a curse on her instead of flaming her on Facebook like the rest of us would. Pretty soon, Christine is in the crosshairs of a horrible, nasty, mean demon determined to drag her to Hell. Our Take: Funny, campy, and scary in equal measure, this is a well-done horror film. But, um, Halloween was weeks ago. We’re moving into blockbuster and inspirational film season.
What’s in Theaters?
Pirate Radio Ozzy is a deaf, aging family man. Steven Tyler is nursing a broken shoulder. And Mick Jagger has four grandchildren. Not sure I believe in rock rebels anymore. The British government has outlawed rock and roll in the ’60s. Some brave radio DJs float around on a boat and heroically broadcast music while they courageously have sex and valiantly do drugs. Our Take: Hollywood’s love affair with itself continues. Yes. Artists are brave. The Man tries to keep them down, but they keep fighting The Power. We get it, Hollywood. The plot isn’t strong enough to hold the film together. Although there are some funny moments, the movie is not as humorous or wild as you might expect, given the subject matter. 2012 I’m OK with the world ending as long as the people who screwed up my cell phone plan go first. The world is ending. Apparently, there’s some problem with Earth’s shifting tectonic plates, but the end result is that if you don’t get sucked into a giant fissure or crispified by an exploding volcano, the ginormous tidal wave will finish you off. John Cusack and Amanda Peet run, fly, swim and overact their way through disaster, towing two children behind them. Our Take: No subtlety allowed. Every crashing building, crumbling runway, emotional goodbye speech, and near death is played up. If you like disaster films in which limos jump through falling skyscrapers and cell phones magically work even when the mainland U.S.A. is a smoking crater, then this is for you. But bring a pillow. Nothing blows up for half an hour -- which is 27 minutes too long for this type of flick. Ticket or Click it?
Click it! Tune in to “The Merry Gentleman” for some quality acting and expressive filmmaking.
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It's a big week for DVD releases with Disney heading up the best of the best with the release of one of the best (if not, the best) films of the year - Pixar's 'Up.' I saw the first 25 minutes of this film way back in February of this year at a special advanced screening and I have to admit, I was skeptical. Yes, even the worst Pixar film is usually miles ahead of any other films, but a Pixar movie about an old man that ties balloons to his house for a late-in-life adventure sounded like a stretch at best.
Of course, I was proven wrong.
'Up' represents the fantastic, emotion-driven storytelling that Pixar does best.
At "Up"s core is crusty codger Carl (voiced by Ed Asner), a broken old man since the death of his beloved wife Ellie. Their entire marriage is revealed in a stunning 4-minutes of scored storytelling that is absolute perfection. It's the linchpin of the movie and I don't know a person that's viewed it and come away with dry eyes. From there, Carl goes kicking and screaming into an adventure that includes an accidental sidekick in exuberant Wilderness Explorer scout Russell. Together these two seemingly disparate guys travel to far away Paradise Falls where they complain, bond and end up becoming each others future.
For fans of Pixar films, 'Up' also features some secrets peppered throughout the film that true fanatics will appreciate. Here are six to look out for on the new DVD:
In the sequence where Carl’s house first lifts up, the Luxo Jr. ball can be seen in the girl’s bedroom as the house goes by her window.
The Pizza Planet Truck, which first made an appearance in Toy Story, has made a cameo in nearly every Pixar film. In "Up," the Pizza Planet truck can be seen at an intersection when Carl's house flies over the town. The truck makes as second appearance in the Fentons Creamery parking lot at the end of the film.
The number A113, which refers to Brad Bird and John Lasseter's former classroom at CalArts, makes an appearance in every Pixar film. A113 is the courtroom number when Carl makes an appearance to plead his case.
Fentons ice cream parlor in the movie is based on the real Fentons Creamery in Oakland, California.
The flight number on Carl and Ellie's tickets to Venezuela is 2319 – the same number as the alert in "Monsters, Inc." when George Sanderson has a kid's sock on his back.
When Russell and Carl join Muntz for dinner in his dirigible, Carl is actually served the scallop dish from "Ratatouille".
Review: In the last few years, Disney has set the benchmark for perfect masters of both their traditional and 3D animated films. 'Up' is no exception with both their traditional and Blu-ray editions of the film featuring spectacular colors and depth. While "Up" was released in 3D in some theaters, both DVD editions are standard editions but are no less impressive.
If you are a cinephile, I highly recommend the Blu-ray edition of "Up" for it's pristine print and the inclusion of several worthy exclusive extras including an interactive edition of the film, a Wilderness Explorer game and a Geography game, as well as 8 outstanding documentaries about the design and research trips that went into the making of the film's exotic locales. The Blu-ray also includes a standard DVD copy and digital download copy so there's more bang for your buck.
Both editions also include Pixar's brand-new 3D short featuring one of the best characters of the film, Doug the talking dog.
Here's a scene from the funny short, "Dug’s Special Mission":
And because we love lists as much as anyone, here are 10 more fun facts about "Up":
During the production of Up, the Animation Department produced an average of 4 seconds of animation a week.
Paradise Falls is based on the world-famous Angel Falls in Venezuela. Up’s version is 1.8 miles tall or 9,700 ft., which is almost three times higher than Angel falls which stands at 3212 ft.
To walk from the location where Carl and Russell first arrive on the tepui to the top of Paradise Falls would require a 14.5 mile trek. It's about 6.75 miles across to the nearest tepui when they look out across the landscape.
Pixar had a group of live ostriches come to the studio for reference for Kevin. The ostriches belonged to veterinarian Dr. James Stewart. The Art Department took a field trip to his farm where he also kept zebras.
There are 10,297 balloons lifting Carl's house.
Pixar consulted with an architect to learn about home foundations to make the lift off of Carl's house more believable.
All of the crowd dogs were actually a single dog based on Beta, tweaked around in shape and groom to look like a pack of 50.
The Spirit of Adventure is a dirigible, a rigid airship, and not a blimp, which has no rigid frame. It is much larger than any dirigible ever built.
The Spirit of Adventure is 3,061 ft. long, which is 3.8 times longer than the Hindenburg.
The knots connecting Russell's rope between the garden hose and his backpack on the tether are real usable knots. There is a rolling hitch used to secure the rope to the garden hose, and three-half-hitches connecting the rope to the carabineer on his backpack. Both of these knots would have been something that Russell learned as a Wilderness Explorer.
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As if that wasn't enough, Disney is also re-releasing 'Up' director Pete Doctor's other Pixar crowd-pleaser, "Monsters, Inc." on Blu-ray combo pack. It includes exclusive games, filmmaker roundtable interviews and a look behind the new Tokyo theme park attraction. My advice, anytime you can upgrade a Pixar film to the Blu-ray format - do it. There's never any regret when you see it come up on your home HD screen.
Here's a clip from one of the "Monsters, Inc" Blu-ray exclusives:
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Now for adults looking for more boundary pushing fun, Sascha Baron Cohen's Eurotrash "Bruno" hits DVD and Blu-ray with more than an hour of previously unseen footage that was either censored, excised for time or explain the behind the scenes orchestrations of the comedian's interview set-ups.
Of course, "Bruno" may not be to everyone's taste like a Pixar film, but it does provoke and is honestly hilarious on several occasions. As a film, "Bruno's" tone and spirit aren't as innocently infectious or outrageous as "Borat," but it's still worth seeing.
Here's a clip that was cut from the film featuring LaToya Jackson:
What Do You Think?
What is your favorite Pixar film? Is ‘Bruno’ as funny as ‘Borat’? Click here to comment
bodyI'm in maximum "New Moon" overdrive. I had the pleasure of talking with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, the "New Moon" wolf pack, Cullen family, the Volturi and director Chris Weitz this weekend and I got some serious dish on the next two movies.
I'll be posting video interviews right before "New Moon" hits theaters, but until then here's some tidbits on what the cast has been up to and what they think about the "Twilight" saga:
The wolf pack plans to make their tattoos from "New Moon" permanent at the end of the series.
Out of all the characters, Chris Weitz would love to be a Cullen.
If Robert Pattinson wasn't Edward, he'd want to be Jane.
It took Taylor Lautner only one take to film the scene where he jumps into Bella's bedroom, but he practiced for two weeks.
The wolf pack loves gifts from fans.
Jamie Campbell Bower's favorite fan gift was a homemade sweater from fans in Voltera.
Kellan Lutz still feels bad about punching Jackson Rathbone.
Kristen Stewart loves fan-made "Twilight" videos.
Dakota Fanning likes to play bad. Michael Sheen says Jane is closer to her real personality.
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What’s On Demand?
I Love You, Beth Cooper Hey! No fair! When I stood up in an ‘Up with People’ assembly and shouted my undying love for Brad Fergerson, all I got was a restraining order. “Heroes” star Hayden Panettiere trades her role as a hot high school girl fighting evil villains for a turn as a hot high school girl who doesn’t fight evil villains. When a nerd declares his love for her in his valedictorian speech, she makes his evening. Our Take: This wish-fulfillment comedy is riddled with clichés and disappointingly unfunny.
Food, Inc. Yeah. I’d rather not know too much about my food. In this documentary, director Robert Kenner takes a hard look at food production in the United States, and doesn’t much like what he sees. Our Take: Kenner raises some troubling issues, but lays way too many of America’s problems on corporate food production. Dude, obesity is caused by eating too much. Don’t over think it.
The Taking of Pelham 123 Sequel:Robert Kenner takes over a hot dog factory and threatens to show us goes in those things unless we pay $10 million. Bad guys have taken over a subway train. No, not drunk club hoppers or those guys with bucket drums. Hijackers. Fortunately, subway dispatcher Walter Garber (Denzel Washington) is a public servant who’s ready to rumble. Our Take: Um, who would hijack a subway train? Because, you know, they’re on tracks and police pretty much know where they’re going. This remake is mediocre, but fun for a distraction if you can get past the basic premise.
Aliens in the Attic I had bats in the crawlspace once. Does that count? Kids have to save the world from an invasion by teeny but nasty-toothed aliens. Parents are wholly clueless. Our Take: Thin characters are covered up with lots of action. The bar for kids’ movies is pretty high these days. This film doesn’t measure up to the rest of the pack.
What’s In Theaters?
A Christmas Carol Man. This calendar is defective.It says November 6. This film is a retelling of the familiar story by Charles Dickens. A trio of ghosts knock some compassion into old Scrooge’s head at Christmastime. Our Take: The animation is lovely and the movie is well made. Jim Carrey stars as the voice of several characters. But, seriously, isn’t November 6 a little early?
The Box The same thing happened to me, but my box gave someone kidney stones and I got $17.99. Totally worth it. If Cameron Diaz and James Marsden push the button inside the mysterious box, someone they don’t know will die and they get $1 million dollars. You’ve got yerself a moral dilemma right there. Our Take: Suspenseful and intriguing, veering a little into “Twilight Zone” territory.
Fourth Kind Do you think if we asked nicely they’d take Carrie Prejean? People have been disappearing from an Alaskan town for decades. Polar Bears? Moose gone awry? Sarah Palin gone awry? No, silly. Alien abductions. Our Take: I’m not a big fan of movies in which you can’t tell what’s unscripted footage and what’s acted (I’m talking about you, BORAT!), and this film is one of those. It delivers a few shocking moments, but wants you to believe more than you want to.
The Men Who Stare at Goats George? Sweetie? We love you but it’s time to stop making movies about Iraq. This George Clooney military satire tells the supposed story (“More of this is true than you’d care to believe”) of psychics in the military in Iraq. A hippie Green Beret, if you will. Our Take: Satire is hard. This film, with only a few funny moments, comes off as smug. Those looking for a fun romp will be disappointed; those who haven’t moved on from Bush-era mockery will like it.
Ticket or Click It? Ticket! We may need to lodge a formal protest with Congress at the timing, but "A Christmas Carol" is the best movie of the week. Ho, ho, ho!
bodyShe spent years hiding behind the camera happily playing the role of Mrs. Robin Thicke. Then she shocked Hollywood with standout roles in "Idlewild" and "Deja Vu." Now with "Precious," the incredibly beautiful actress is ready for her big moment.
Tucked away in a corner of New York City's Hotel on Rivington, Patton has just finished an all-day photo shoot for GIANT magazine, and, instead of a heap of exhausted, sagging shoulders, she's a ball of emotional energy.
In a cream biker-inspired denim jacket, patterned jumper and flowery Chanel flip-flops, Patton maintains direct but friendly eye contact as tears trickle down her cheeks and she discusses the swelling hype surrounding her upcoming film, "Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire."
bodyThe triumvirate of chest hair is coming back to the big screen -- and this time their little lady is all grown up.
That’s right, it looks like Steve Gutenberg, Tom Selleck and Ted Danson will reunite for another installment of the “Three Men…” franchise to walk their now-grown daughter down the aisle.
According to Guttenberg, the film is already in the works.
"Disney's developing 'Three Men and a Bride,” the actor told WENN. “That's going to be a smash. A smash hit. They're bringing everybody back for that. Nobody knows about it. I'm the first to talk about it.”
But that’s not all, Guttenberg is intent on resurrecting nearly all his past roles.
“It’s definitely time for another 'Police Academy.' And I think they could make another 'Cocoon,'” he said. “They’re surefire hits and I think they’re good for the world. They make the world a better place and that’s what it’s all about.”
Oh my god! Does that mean Michael Winslow -- known to many as "that guy who makes all those sound effects" -- will make his triumphant return as Larvell Jones?
What menace could possibly be left for Sgt. Carey Mahoney to fight? Who would you pit the "Police Academy" characters against?
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bodyBelieve it or not, but this year Alfred Hitchcock’s thriller classic “North by Northwest” turns the big 5-0. To commemorate the anniversary, Warner Brothers is releasing a 50th Anniversary Edition on Blu-ray which comes packaged in their nifty new book-bound format. “North by Northwest” consistently ranks as one of Hitch’s master works, both for his visionary cinematic trickery and for its populace appeal.
Cary Grant shines as a “Mad Men” era ad man that’s mistaken for a spy. On the lamb running for his life, he still manages to cozy up to Eva Marie Saint and charm her like the pro he is. The film looks fantastic on Blu-ray and features an array of new and old material including:
- Commentary by screenwriter Ernest Lehman - New 2009 documentary: The Master's Touch: Hitchcock's Signature Style - Feature-length career profile: Cary Grant: A Class Apart - North by Northwest: One for the Ages: explore the movie's innovations and influences - Vintage 2000 documentary: Destination Hitchcock: The Making of North by Northwest - Music-only audio track - Stills gallery - Theatrical trailers and TV spot
bodyTwihards listen up! You get another chance to be part of an interview with a vampire.
In anticipation of the movie, I will be sitting down with the vamps, wolves and humans from “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” and I want to know your burning questions.
Whether you’re a member of Team Edward or Team Jacob, it doesn’t matter. Tap into your inner geek and tell me what you’ve always wanted to know about “New Moon.” Please submit any queries you have regarding the book and movie, but try to stay away from asking about the personal lives of the actors (they tend to get a little cranky about those types of questions and we really don’t want to make supernatural beings angry.)
Vamp it up and post your questions to any of the participants listed below:
Robert Pattinson – Edward Cullen Kristen Stewart – Bella Swan Taylor Lautner – Jacob Black Ashley Greene – Alice Cullen Peter Facinelli -- Dr. Carlisle Cullen Kellan Lutz – Emmett Cullen Nikki Reed – Rosalie Hale Elizabeth Reaser – Esme Cullen Michael Sheen – Aro Dakota Fanning – Jane Jamie Campbell Bower – Caius Cameron Bright – Alec Chaske Spencer – Sam Uley Alex Meraz – Paul Bronson Pelletier – Jared Kiowa Gordon – Embry Call Chris Weitz – Director
bodyWelcome to Ticket or Click It, where we help you find the best use of your money and time this Halloween weekend. Should you take in a movie at home On Demand or make a trip to the theater?
What’s On Demand?
Stan Helsing “Stan Helsing” is no “Shawn of the Dead”: In the grand (or maybe mediocre) tradition of “Scary Movie,” this horror spoof happens on Halloween night when villains from various horror franchises invade a small town. Video store clerk to the rescue! Our Take: You don’t expect Oscar-caliber performances from spoof movies, but you do at least expect them to be entertaining. This one isn’t.
Orphan All the adopted kids I know are quite nice. Except that one who roots for the Yankees. A heartbroken couple adopts a little girl who is more “creepy, sinister and everything evil” than “sugar and spice and everything nice.” Our Take: Not the best malevolent child flick you’ll see, but not the worst either.
The Proposal Is it just me, or is Bullock in every third movie this year? Sandra Bullock and recent “it-man” Ryan Reynolds headline this rom-com about sexual harassment in the workplace – err, about a boss who forces her underling to marry her for immigration reasons. Our Take: Bullock and Reynolds make the best of predictable and lackluster material. It’s not life-changing, but the feel-good quality of this flick made it a big hit.
Monsters vs. Aliens Seems the government was also out of anti-monster vaccine: Susan is a glowing bride who gets hit by a meteor on her wedding day. And, no, we don’t mean the groom’s ex. Susan morphs into a giant. Now her wedding dress no longer fits her and, worst of all, she’s still single. But her freakish size is a blessing in disguise. Her country needs her and the other monsters when an egotistical alien threatens earth. Our Take: This animated kid’s pic has some great characters and funny moments. Don’t miss Bob, a dim-witted blob, hitting on a Jell-O mold.
Easy Virtue People still snipe. It’s just moved to Twitter: A son (“Narnia’s” Ben Barnes) of a proper 1920s British family brings home a brash American wife – a wife with secrets, one of which is that she’s Jessica Biel. With a background of elegant parlors and lovely period clothes, the mother and sisters snipe at Biel in elegant and upper-class ways. Our Take: If you’re one of the women who get their 1870s replica knickers twisted for Colin Firth, this is a must-see. He plays the adventurous patriarch of the family. If you’re looking for explosions or car chases, this isn’t your flick. And Jessica Biel oozes 2009, not 1929.
What’s In Theaters?
Paranormal Activity I’m even scared by the low-light shots of a terrified audience in the trailer: The film is set around a simple premise: A man sets up a camcorder to convince his girlfriend that her sensation of “something being there” in the night is just her imagination. But of course it’s not. Because then the movie would be really boring. Our Take: This movie is scary. Like truly scary. Like won’t sleep for days scary. I haven’t actually seen it myself because what with swine flu, boys in balloons, and Lady Gaga, I have enough to keep me up at night. But reliable sources (well … ok … critics) and the public have reacted to it in a big way.
Michael Jackson: This is It The “Thriller” video also scared me: In the months leading up to his sudden death, Michael Jackson was preparing a huge comeback tour. The footage that was shot of rehearsals is now elevated from DVD bonus feature status to a world-wide theatrical event. Our Take: There’s no denying that MJ was a genius of an entertainer. The film captures his sometimes brilliant and sometimes confusing creative process. It’s lovingly and expertly put together. The music is timeless. But the whole baby-dangling, Jesus juice, Propofol side of things is still icky as ever. Ticket or Click it?
Ticket! Two huge cultural events rock the theaters this week. They’re both somewhat creepy, both oddly appropriate for Halloween. All your friends will be talking about “Paranormal Activity” and/or “This is It.” See them both.
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body Tim Burton, the undisputed directorial King of Quirk, has just released a brand new, extended trailer of his take on C.S. Lewis' classic "Alice in Wonderland" on SpikeTV.
Actress Mia Wasikowska is featured more prominently this time as heroine Alice Kingsley, who falls down the rabbit hole into a wonderland filled with beaming Cheshire cats, White Queens, Red Queens and a dazzlingly colorful Mad Hatter played by Johnny Depp.
It certainly looks like a brilliant adaptation, but does it look too scary for kids?
Sure Disney's 1951 animated classic "Alice in Wonderland" had its own moments of creepy but it wasn't nightmare inducing. However, just from this trailer it looks like there might be plenty in Burton's vision to freak out the youngsters.
Watch the Extended "Alice in Wonderland" trailer now:
The cockney rags-to-riches remake will be directed by Joe Wright, who collaborated with brunette beauty Knightley on “Atonement” and “Pride and Prejudice.”
No word yet on who will play Henry Higgins. Fingers crossed for Hugh Jackman.
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bodyWelcome to Ticket or Click It, where we help you find your best option for entertainment: a movie at home On Demand or a trip to the theater. With Halloween gaining steam like a clueless couple making out in a creepy house, viewing is increasingly limited to things that squirt blood, things that jump out at you, or things that want to eat you. If you like those kinds of things, it’s your month. If not, well, the holiday season is around the corner.
What’s on Demand?
Imagine That We like Eddie better without the fat suit: Eddie Murphy plays a dad with a troubled daughter. But when her imaginary friends start giving him excellent stock tips, he starts listening. Our Take: Eddie Murphy proves he can act in this little film that packs a surprising punch. It’s a sweet story about family and imagination that never quite found its audience in theaters. And the little girl, Yara Shahidi, is adorable.
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead That’s what you get for trusting the GPS over your better judgment: A group of people get lost and end up on the hunting grounds of inbred, grotesque West Virginian cannibals. Yeah. There’s nothing stereotypical about that. Our Take: People get picked off by rednecks -- which is not something you want to have happen to you.
The Children And you thought the swine flu was bad: A group of vacationing families are dismayed to find that their children have picked up a nasty bug -- one that makes them murder their parents in creative ways. Our Take: Low budget but scary. The kids’ British accents make it even creepier.
Seventh Moon I hear, though, the Eighth Moon is lovely: A pair of American newlyweds gets lost in China and is chased by redneck cannibals. Oh wait, my bad. They’re chased by dead creatures that come from the moon once a year looking for sacrifice. Our Take: It’s got that shaky camcorder thing going on, which worked in “Blair Witch” and “Cloverfield” but doesn’t work here. Other than that, a scary and well-done little horror flick.
Love N Dancing After school special meets ‘Dancing with the Stars’: Jake, a deaf former Swing champion, teams up with Jessica, a teacher who once had dreams of Broadway. Together, they cha-cha their way to glory, fulfillment, and vindication. Oh yeah, and love. Our Take: This movie is bad. The story wavers, the acting stinks and the message hits you over the head like a partner who’s a little too heavy for that lift you planned in the finale. But at least people are dancing instead of hacking each other to bits. We take what we can get this time of year.
What’s in Theaters?
Amelia Pretty sure she didn’t get lost in West Virginia, but that would explain things: Hilary Swank stars in this biopic about the famous aviator Amelia Earhart. The story, told mostly in flashbacks during her ill-fated attempt to fly around the world, covers her marriage to George Putnam (Richard Gere) and her relationship with lover Gene Vidal (Ewan McGregor). Our Take: This film aims for epic, but never – apologies in advance -- gets off the ground. With such great material, you kinda expect more to, you know, happen.
Astro Boy If you need further convincing, he has machine guns in his butt. ’Nuff said: The little magna robot gets a reboot in this animated kids film. Astro Boy leaves Metro City to find his place in the world, but returns when Metro City is threatened. Our Take: This film is a satisfying remake of a classic, with plenty to draw in new fans. It’s funny, action-packed and has a lot of heart.
Saw VI Our Take: Come on, you know what you’re getting into with a “Saw” movie. The plot is in the name.
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant And – Ding! – the tipping point of the Vampire trend. What’s next?: This movie aimed at ’tweens is an adaptation of books aimed at ’tweens. Darren is a good suburban boy. When he visits a freak show, he meets a vampire who transforms Darren into a half-vampire. This breaks a 200-year-old truce between vampires and sets off a chain of events that will last us at least through the sequel. Our Take: Part creepy vampire story and part coming of age story, this movie can’t make up its mind about what it wants to be and fails on all counts.
Ticket or Click it?
Ticket! “Astro Boy” is fun and one of the best animated films of the year with no gore or undead in sight.
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With the release of Spike Jonze's take on Maurice Sendak's picture book classic "Where the Wild Things Are" this week, we dug into our own personal libraries and came up with a list of what we think are the Top 10 best and worst adaptations of books to film.
What literary masterpieces were ruined by the cinema experience and perhaps, were some books made even better?
bodyWelcome to Ticket or Click It, where we run down the choices for your October entertainment time and money: Should you take in a show On Demand in your living room or make a trip to your theater.
What’s on Demand?
American Violet Not exactly 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' is it? The poor, black residents of a housing complex in Texas aren’t doing anything wrong, but “The Man” (as in the white sheriff) launches a huge drug raid anyway. As her neighbors are bullied into pleading guilty to crimes they did not commit, single mother Dee (Nicole Beharie) sticks to her guns. She’s innocent. Based on a true story. Our Take: You never doubt where the filmmakers are coming from in this potentially preachy tale, but the performances elevate the film above mere lecture on American racism.
Parasio Travel They dream that one day, with hard work and luck, their daughters can salsa with Obama: A Colombian couple travel through Guatemala and Mexico and eventually slip into the United States as illegal immigrants, where they find the American dream hard to come by. (Spanish with English subtitles) Our Take: Although the topic is interesting and timely, the film is a one-note cumbia band. In other words, it lacks nuance. Earth (available in HD) Um, yeah, Junior, wolves do eat bunnies. Um, yeah, Junior, that lion is going to eat that gazelle. Listen, Junior, where do you think your hamburger comes from? The camera follows three families - polar bears, elephants, and whales – as they travel, have babies and fight to survive on our planet. Epic in scope, the film covers scores of other species, by turns cute, awe-inspiring, and throat-um-lumping. Our Take: This film is a love note to our planet and the animals who share it with us. You’ll laugh at baby polar bears sliding on ice, coo over baby ducklings, be amazed at bird courtship rituals and feel shivers as sharks launch out of the water. In this uber civilized world, we don’t often experience awe, but "Earth" has genuine spine-tingling moments. However, if your kid is (or you are) the kind of person who gets very attached to animals, be aware that although the film doesn’t graphically show death, not all the stories end happily.
What’s In Theaters?
Law Abiding Citizen Maybe he should take some advice from Dee: Clyde Sheldon (Gerard Butler) is a bit miffed at the justice system. He doesn’t think he should be in jail and thinks the man who killed his family should pay. Ditto, the District Attorney (Jamie Foxx) who prosecuted him. He’s not going to let a few prison-cell bars stop his revenge. Or, apparently, the laws of physics. Our Take: This film stretches credibility almost as much as the Nobel Peace Prize committee. We’re used to flops from Butler, but hoping Foxx chooses his next script more wisely.
The Stepfather Sounds like the next season of Jon and Kate: Mommy’s new boyfriend is the kids’ worst nightmare. As in that nightmare where Daddy Dearest is chasing you with a table saw. Our Take: If your mom took up with Norman Bates, it would be this movie.
Where the Wild Things Are Wild Thing, I think I love you: In this adaptation of Maurice Sendak’s book, wild boy Max sails away to the land of the Wild Things, where they make him their king. Our Take: Visually beautiful, the setting is very in tune with the books illustrations. The script necessarily adds plot and depth to the monster’s characters, which may not jibe with some people’s perception of the book. Still, a satisfying flick that in the end upholds the ethos of the book.
Ticket or Click it?
Click it! "Earth" is a must-see; perfect for a rainy fall day.
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bodyAcademy Award-winning actor Russell Crowe was filming a scene for his new film, “The Next Three Days,” with co-star Elizabeth Banks when a fire truck clipped their vehicle.
Crowe and Banks were on location in Pennsylvania shooting the crime drama when the incident took place, according Pittsburgh's WTAE Channel 4.
The truck was reportedly pulling out of a fire station when it knocked the front end off a van parked in the street. Crowe and Banks both emerged from the vehicle without injuries. In fact, no one was hurt during the fender-bender and the scene seems to have been quite calm. A witness told the local TV station "everyone was laughing" about the accident.
It sounds like Crowe has really loosened up from his days of throwing telephones at hotel concierges. Whoever was driving the fire truck really lucked out.
What Do You Think?
What is your favorite Russell Crowe movie? Which did you like least? Click here to comment
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bodyWhen Hollywood needs an updated face, they needn’t look further than Chris Pine.
Pine had no problem modernizing "Star Trek’s" iconic Captain Kirk while keeping just enough of William Shatner’s classic Kirk camp in the character to impress the Trekkers. Younger, better looking and tougher, you could see how his version of James T. could grow into the lady-killer captain we know and love.
Now he’s taking on an espionage movie favorite that has been portrayed be three different mega-stars: Tom Clancy’s thinking man of action, Jack Ryan. According to Variety, Pine and Paramount Pictures are in negotiations to reboot the franchise with the actor at the helm.
First played by a younger, slimmer Alec Baldwin in 1990's “The Hunt for Red October,” Ryan really found his face when Harrison ford took on the character in 1992's "Patriot Games" and "Clear and Present Danger" in 1994. Later, in a move that Paramount probably should have been considered a bit longer, Ben Affleck was cast as the analyst in 2002's "The Sum of All Fears."
There is no word on whether production will begin before Pine makes the next “Star Trek” film.
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bodyThere’s been quite a bit of “New Moon” mania in the news this week. Here are some delicious movie morsels.
Kristen has some VERY intense moments. People Magazine’s "New Moon" spectacular hits stands on Friday, but there’s a sneak peek online and the details are illuminating.
According to brain trust poster child Ashley Greene, who plays Alice in the films, "It's a pretty hot movie." The actress also says that Kristen Stewart and co-star Taylor Lautner "have this undeniable chemistry."
Director Chris Weitz has a slightly different view of the story.
“'Twilight' is about first love; 'New Moon' is about heartbreak," he told People. "That requires the actors to go to some very dark places."
"Kristen may be the most serious actor I've ever encountered," Weitz continued. "She took the job of portraying Bella's depression very seriously."
Stewart, the lovelorn Bella, spoke to Allure about her addictive character.
“There's a lot of [vampire] stuff out there, but this goes deeper…" the actress explained. “You're so very much with Bella. You're so in her shoes that it's a vicarious experience. It's addictive."
What about those pesky rumors about her real-life relationship with her on-screen vampire beau? Stewart pretty much stonewalled the mag.
"I read that story every day. . ." she said. “It’s in a story every day, so let’s not put it in another one."
Robert can’t get a date. If you follow all things Cullen, you’ve probably seen this before. If not, be prepared to be perplexed. Robert Pattinson has been telling the Sydney Morning Herald that even though women scream his character Edward’s name when they see him, he can’t seem to find love.
"I just don't take any of it seriously,” he remarked when asked about the hysteria. “It's just a job and while it's a job I love, girls scream out for Edward, not Robert. I still can't get a date." Twilight comes to Twitter. You might not be a big tweeter, but the teen sitting next to you most definitely is and she can’t get enough of the saga’s newest home. @Twilight combines 20 official "Twilight"-related twitter accounts and gives fans an inside look at the production with updates and photos. See all the Twitter addresses here at Hollywood Crush.
Deafening buzz prompts early soundtrack release. Atlantic Records just can’t wait to let the "New Moon" cash cow out of the barn. The label has announced that the soundtrack will be released this Friday, four days before schedule. Last year’s "Twilight" soundtrack debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 and has sold more than 3.5 million copies worldwide. Click here to get the track listing and watch videos.