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FROZEN SKUNK   [ Edited ]
junker
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FROZEN SKUNK

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife
asks her husband to stop the car.

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can
we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'

He says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'

'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'

He says, 'Put it  on  your  lap   . It's nice and warm there.

'But what about the smell?'

'Just hold its little nose.'

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.



Message Edited by junker on 11-03-2009 01:59 PM
11-03-2009 01:50 PM
 

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:smileysurprised::smileyvery-happy:  I was wondering where this was going to lead to?
11-03-2009 02:27 PM
 

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Lol this made my day. I would hate to be this man.
11-03-2009 02:29 PM
 

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    Saw the 1st part coming, 2nd part, poor little skunk. :smileysad::smileysad:

 

Money talks,......
It says goodbye!
11-03-2009 02:41 PM
 

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